Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Whores, health, and extra virgin olive oil...

People, imagine there is an extra virgin girl. If you excite her too much, then she'll probably turn into a slut... or maybe she'll just have a heart attack while moaning... that's easy to understand, right?

Yeah this one is a good example.

Same happens to the extra virgin olive oils, if you heat them (and it doesn't need to be too much), a part of them will turn into toxic compunds which may cause cancer... now you think: WHY THE HELL olive oil turns into cancer?!

Point is: every oil has its smoke point. And the smoke point of olive oil is between 200°F to 400°F... and you can't heat the oil past this smoke point, or it will start decomposing itself, making some bad bitches called oxygen radicals... they're aggressive and penetrate your body like a whore (an ex-extra-virgin-girl) and leads you into cancer.


So, guys, be careful and do not use extra-virgin olive oil to cook! Only on salads and carpaccio. And when you want to have sex, choose experienced but Jesus girls.

♥ LOVE

xxxx
from my dirty glasses

2 comments:

Unknown said...

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inherentlyloopy said...

hahahah i always cook with extra virgin olive oil. well not ALWAYS but yeah alot of time lol