Monday, December 14, 2009

my crushes

Being original is too fake. That's why I started a new column, and it's inspired on CSS' blog column TV CRUSHES. You know, everyone has that impossible affair shown on TV, then you walk to the screen and touch it, and kiss it, and imagine how it would be if you were there.

So, my TV CRUSH of the day is:

the sweet Mazi Oka I knew from Heroes.

So cute.



Today I had a very evil Qualitative I lab exam, we had to analyze a sample that could countain all sorts of anions!

And I found...





I analyzed and found them all CORRECT.

I kick ass, don't I?

i'm feeling superior.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Similarity 1

When Dercy tries to be like ET.


Sunday, October 11, 2009


For the ones who dont know, Eliana was a composer from 90s that used to make songs for kids and to cast TV programs for children. Who in Brazil does not remember the old songs, like the one that talked about the animals, or that about the fingers or even that about the ants? Eliana was everywhere. Now, even out from the kids scene, she is still very famous casting some foolish sunday TV programs... Some kind of young Hebe.

So, CSS, which is one of the best pieces of shit spread around... And they are really lovely ones, invited Eliana to sing in one of their tracks to the next album. C'mom! Eliana and CSS, JUST AMAZING.

Alala and Little Fingers... It is so magic and full of aqué. Acuenda... cause it is going to be the BIG BOOM, better than the BIG BANG, better than the BIG DICK and even better than the BIG PRATO FEITO.

PRATO FEITO means cheap food in Brazil. If you ever come and do not want to turn your aqué ($$) into shit, turn it into a P.F. Then, be proud of yourself.

"Thumbs, thumbs... Where are they? Here they are. They greet themselves, they greet themselves, then they go, then they go." (Eliana's song "Os Dedinhos")

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Cmom... some text

The sense of humor of this blog is DA SHIT. I know guys, but thats the way its to be... the big big dirty bullshit. I mean... if you dont understand some of this bullshit, feel free to tell me. Most of those blondies and bitchies are Brazilian... so they think they're famous but they will never be like the biggest bitches. I mean, PARIS HILTON, the queen of them all... We love Suzana Vieira... or Xuxa... or even Ana Maria Braga... but they will never be as well known as Paris or Lindsay.

But they must be recognized, folks! Carla Perez, Vera Fisher, Carolina Dieckmann... How could I live without dem?

Thats all, babies.



Nós te amamos!

Monday, July 27, 2009




Saturday, July 18, 2009

Thoughts of the Day


dirty things (new poem)

eeee i have new socks.
they suck they suck
but they are always on my feet
and i walk on them
cause they suck suck
they suck dirty things
cause they are dirty socks
as i walk on them
on the floor, on the ground, on the train
i love to suck with them.

Sunday, June 21, 2009


It's alright, as long as it's black or white...

Except when it's greeeey...

That's not my favourite colour!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Oh, please, c'mon... it's disgusting.

Ok, he might be a nice boy, but this is so f'cking stupid.
Why did they put those horns on him?

Ficou uó, falo mesmo.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

boo boo Go, PRIANHA, Go!

GO, PRIANHA! You diserve it.

We love you, darling. Show them the power of your big boobs brazil. HÁ!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

They are back!


Woo hoo!

You know, remember those weird twin sisters? They made a HUGE success in Brasil with awful songs... It was in 1998, 1999 and 2000 I suppose... but they are unique.

Whom else could I be talking about? OF COURSE, we're talking about PEPÊ E NENEM!

And now they are like:

woo hoo the best of Brazilian hype! And they are back, much more lesbian than ever before! SO CUTE! PEPE E NENEM SUXXXXX oh gosh S-T-O-P it'ss not so good like this.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Help the WORLD.

Guys, now it's time to be serious and think about those who are hungry. We may avoid to think about it everytime, but the year is on its beggining and it's really time to think.

There is a game, on Internet, made by, each correct question donates 10 grains of rice to the UN World Food Program. I think it's awesome so it's easy for everyone to dedicate some time to help people.

So as to give you a sample of what they do:

"77,983,030 grains of rice donated yesterday.
Over 58 billion grains donated to date"

Friday, January 30, 2009

Cool or Cú... with Britney Spears

As requested, some of our Britney.

Because... this is cool...

and this is... !

Hahahaha Go, Britney, GO!

"Dirty Glasses Clothing" Sample

That's it! I designed some clothes, take a look and tell me, would you buy it for a huge price if it was for sale? I have to know it before opening my own brand.

Ok, so now, I'm giving you a sample of long-sleeved shirts. Enjoy it.
What matters in this piece is the union of all the elements. It's possible to see that the top has few elements, because it's needed to value the face of the person who's wearing. This way, the hands are highlighted by the dark detail in the end of the sleeve. The stripes follow the draw and it gives a special charm. The design is simple and symmetrical, releasing a feeling of stability.

As the first one, I wanted to explore the union. The piece has its own charm as it's clearly modern. The design has a feeling of ''don't stop, keep on moving''. The ropes under the neck emphasize the 'move thing'. It's basically a piece that talk for itself.

This is what I call hype

Woo hoo

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


today my mom made me cut my hair...

it made me feel like Carolina...

ooo poor life... poor wish of being a famous rockstar... huh?!

that's why i got some hair gel to make up a hair style (cause the old barber thought that a 40s style would fit well... well, it didn't)... i felt like in a 'before-after thing'...

ooo from fat shit to not-so-fat shit ; it did NOT make anything better at all.

aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa i want my hair to grow aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa
bla bla bla
when i be able to make a cool (not cú) hair style i show you...
hope my hair grow before the end of summer vacations... çaçaçaça

ps. i have been offline for so much time... i am sorry for that, honey.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009


the cutest with daisy in hair... breathtaking!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Cool or Cú... with Pete Doherty


Buuuh... this is how to go from cool to cú.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

alala alala

gimme 3 wishes

i wanna be the dirtyfinger

and his 7 bitches

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Amy Winehouse or...


i got scared.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009


somehow something is happening when I try to upload a picture...

it made me sad
it made me really sad today.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Good Stuff...

I've known some good stuff and I selected some albums you'd better listen to.

Metronomy: 'Nights Out'

CSS: 'Donkey'

Sonic Youth: 'Rather Ripped'

New Young Pony Club: 'Fantastic Playroom'

And one of the best things I've seen... 'Radio Ladio' (Metronomy):

Friday, January 2, 2009

Sad news... New Year can be violent.

Guys, I am shocked!
One of our best friends, the transvestite pig Steeve (post 1 - post 2) has died in a violent act in the New Year's eve night.

There's no witness of the fact and we're really depressed about it.

Poor Steeve.

The most oficial GAY BANDS LIST! CSS must be on the list!

hahaha As Adriano said, this is "the coolest list ever"!
That's why I asked Donnie, the creator, to put CSS on the list (click on the pic above to see the list)!
Cause CSS is pure perversion, but a cool one :)

My mail to donnie:

It's a fact that CSS (Cansei de Ser Sexy) is a gay band! With 4 women (lesbians?) and 1 man (?) This is probably one VERY GAY band! It can be seen on their lyrics:
Superafim: "... Lesbian chic, sapacaxa do agreste ..."
Alala: "I wanna be the dirtyfinger and his sete bitches"
Art Bitch (one of the worst!): "I ain't no artist / I am an artbitch / I sell my paintings to the men I eat [...] Lick lick lick my art tit, suck suck suck my art hole" (PERVERSION!)
Let's Make Love and Listen Death From Above: "I'm back with a smack, and I'm ready to attack / Stare at my lips and I see they're wet / I know how you're doing by looking at your pants / And this is how we call it a comeback"
Left Behind: "I'm gonna jump onto the tables
And dance my ass off till I
Isn't it obvious? This is a totally perverted gay band!
And even being so evil, I'm a fan of them!
I can't believe it, I am a sinner... a so horrible sinner.
But their songs are so good and they are so cool... Oh I'm sorry, I'm becoming mad... I am afraid.


Donnie's mail is
Ask him to put CSS on the list.

just hope it works.
cause i loved it all.

First of 2009

I don't care much about going from 2008 to 2009.
But I like the fireworks... though I live so far from a decent place that I just didn't see many fireworks, just that sucker noise.

So booom for you