Well, there are rumors Christina is bored because, as she says, Lady Gaga has destroyed her career as a musician. Why so much hate, girl? First, is this even true? Second, had Christina really said those things?
Christina, evil or not? Misinterpreted?
We all know she ain't facing her glory days... But it is never time to give up. With a nice face, a strong voice and all that ~~XTINA~~ halo, you can do better. Let's explore/create some solutions for you, Christina.
---- FIRST 1ST------- GIVING BIRTH CHRISTINA
Idea now is that Christina could release an album called Aguileriac, which would be based on births and abortions from the point of view of a pregnant of triplets woman. Last song could speak about fake pregnancies. On the back cover of the album, she could do an artistic picture of herself giving birth. If she wants to save her career, she's got to do new stuff; scary performances. C'mon Christina, give youself birth!
---- SEC'ND 2ND------- EVERYBODY HATES CHRISTINA.
New serie on Warner. "Everybody Hates Christina", about a blondie who was rejected in the pop world and forgotten. But she found some good friends and they're gonna screw all of those bitches up! Scenary: a school in a bitchy district. How Christina is hated and
Lady Gaga stuff.
---- THIRD 3RD------- NEW PARTNERSHIP: CHRISTINA FEAT. GRETCHEN
Gretchen has been visiting US very often. She was a fantastic Brazilian singer with a pinch of French vibe, as shown on her most famous single Melô do Piri-Piri. And their voices obviously have much work to be done together, both are artistically fantastic! I think they could give a chance to each other.
So, Christina, make it for yourself.
Creativity is never too much.
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Dirty Glasses.
