HAPPY NEW YEARRRR '12 IS COMING.

HEY GUYS
HEY GIRLS
HEY GAYS
HEY TRANSGENDERED LIFE
HEY HUMAN BEINGS
HEY MARTIANS
HEY LITTLE YELLOW SEAHORSES

FOR YOU WHO WAS BORN TO BE GREAT:

HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRR

2012 is
THE NEW BLACK


THE NEW YEAR


THE TIME TO MAKE IT DIFFERENT


2012 may be the start of something great for you.

Wish you all who read this blog ALL THE BEST.

XOXOX
Dirty Glasses

Photo

Mmmmmm waiting 4u

Sweat baby, sweat!

We love you, Beth Ditto!!!

Could have shown it before BUT

ITS NEVER TOO LATE

This is the beautiful Kate Nash and me at Circo Voador (Rio de Janeiro)...

mimimi she is so cute aint she
mi
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Metros...

As some of you must know, I live in Rio de Janeiro so that the mean of transportation I most use is the metro (subway, whatever...). I don't know how it is in other countries (although I've been told more than once that NY metrobus is very dirty and Paris one is too ugly). Here, it looks fine, has AC, etc. But still, being the most used mean of transportation brings many disadvantages to it.

--> ITS SUPER CROWDED!
(5 am - 10 am), (5 pm - 0 am)

When people are going to work or going back home...

So now... I want to know...

RRRRRRRRR there metros or other SUPERCROWDED means of transportation where you live?????????????????????##.

See you on Twitter xxxxxxoxoxooxx

FROM MY DIRTY GLASSES <333
@dirtyglasses

Orgasm

 

no need of explanation

Whores, health, and extra virgin olive oil...

People, imagine there is an extra virgin girl. If you excite her too much, then she'll probably turn into a slut... or maybe she'll just have a heart attack while moaning... that's easy to understand, right?

Yeah this one is a good example.

Same happens to the extra virgin olive oils, if you heat them (and it doesn't need to be too much), a part of them will turn into toxic compunds which may cause cancer... now you think: WHY THE HELL olive oil turns into cancer?!

Point is: every oil has its smoke point. And the smoke point of olive oil is between 200°F to 400°F... and you can't heat the oil past this smoke point, or it will start decomposing itself, making some bad bitches called oxygen radicals... they're aggressive and penetrate your body like a whore (an ex-extra-virgin-girl) and leads you into cancer.

So, guys, be careful and do not use extra-virgin olive oil to cook! Only on salads and carpaccio. And when you want to have sex, choose experienced but Jesus girls.

♥ LOVE

xxxx

from my dirty glasses

So nervous!

I'm mad because of life, because things arent ok. because people should care more about their own lives. because main law should be happiness.

I'm mad because everyone should have this right: being free to dress whatever wanted, being free to breathe, being free to join their beloved ones.

I'm mad because some people still don't understand how it is to live. how short life is and how amazing living can be. helping others, making others laugh, making others happy. watching sunset, sunrise, breaking limits, screaming loud, singing loud, writing poetry, making music.

I swear if I could I'd scream this message SO loud for everyone to hear.

I'm nervous cause maybe mariah carey is having problems with hormones....

(oh yes, never lose the joke. rule #01)

goodnight people

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

from your dirty glasses!

SWU - Itu/SP

For you guys who lives or will pass by São Paulo in October 9th, 10th or 11th, you should know that there will be a Festival in a farm, in Itu. It will be gorgeous as it will be done for helping the planet, warning people about global warming and these important things everyone should be aware of. SWU means Start With You, cause as we know, this fight really starts with us.

But the greatest thing is that we will have CANSEI DE SER SEXY, (on Oct 11th) which made me really really desperated to pick up the ticket and find out a bus to take me there... and Regina Spektor too, and many others like Linkin Park, Incubus, Avenged Sevenfold, Mars, Rage Against the Machine, Pixies, etc. 

For those who want to know about it:

http://www.swu.com.br/en

or

http://www.swu.com.br/pt

xxxxxxxxxxxx

to end up the post... welll....

ha swallow it:

ISN'T SHE CUTE? :D:D:D:D::DD

muah!

Hummm

MICHELE OBAMA
MELADINHA

HAHAHA

ANTAAAARTICA



I LOVE THIS!!

THE SKULL OF A TURTLE

thats what it is (-:

waiting 4 u!

I was just checking my sweet friends' blog... when I found something that got stuck in my head!

They are the SHITTY KILLERS! And they sound gr8!
Just check their track 'waiting 4 u'...

http://www.myspace.com/shittykillers

Seems like no one knows them.... YET! It's worth checking though


=* MUAH baby ... time to go off 2 sleep

big big crush !

Isn't she a beautiful blonde?

My DREAM.

Strength, Hebe, strength! WE LOVE YOU and SUPPORT YOU with ALL OUR LOVE <3

my crushes

Being original is too fake. That's why I started a new column, and it's inspired on CSS' blog column TV CRUSHES. You know, everyone has that impossible affair shown on TV, then you walk to the screen and touch it, and kiss it, and imagine how it would be if you were there.

So, my TV CRUSH of the day is:

the sweet Mazi Oka I knew from Heroes.

So cute.

XO

CSS + ELIANA!

For the ones who dont know, Eliana was a composer from 90s that used to make songs for kids and to cast TV programs for children. Who in Brazil does not remember the old songs, like the one that talked about the animals, or that about the fingers or even that about the ants? Eliana was everywhere. Now, even out from the kids scene, she is still very famous casting some foolish sunday TV programs... Some kind of young Hebe.

So, CSS, which is one of the best pieces of shit spread around... And they are really lovely ones, invited Eliana to sing in one of their tracks to the next album. C'mom! Eliana and CSS, JUST AMAZING.

Alala and Little Fingers... It is so magic and full of aqué. Acuenda... cause it is going to be the BIG BOOM, better than the BIG BANG, better than the BIG DICK and even better than the BIG PRATO FEITO.

PRATO FEITO means cheap food in Brazil. If you ever come and do not want to turn your aqué ($$) into shit, turn it into a P.F. Then, be proud of yourself.

"Thumbs, thumbs... Where are they? Here they are. They greet themselves, they greet themselves, then they go, then they go." (Eliana's song "Os Dedinhos")

NYPC

It's alright, as long as it's black or white...


Except when it's greeeey...


That's not my favourite colour!

Help the WORLD.

Guys, now it's time to be serious and think about those who are hungry. We may avoid to think about it everytime, but the year is on its beggining and it's really time to think.

There is a game, on Internet, made by FreeRice.com, each correct question donates 10 grains of rice to the UN World Food Program. I think it's awesome so it's easy for everyone to dedicate some time to help people.





So as to give you a sample of what they do:

"77,983,030 grains of rice donated yesterday.
Over 58 billion grains donated to date"

The most oficial GAY BANDS LIST! CSS must be on the list!

hahaha As Adriano said, this is "the coolest list ever"!
That's why I asked Donnie, the creator, to put CSS on the list (click on the pic above to see the list)!
Cause CSS is pure perversion, but a cool one :)

My mail to donnie:

It's a fact that CSS (Cansei de Ser Sexy) is a gay band! With 4 women (lesbians?) and 1 man (?) This is probably one VERY GAY band! It can be seen on their lyrics:

Superafim: "... Lesbian chic, sapacaxa do agreste ..."

Alala: "I wanna be the dirtyfinger and his sete bitches"

Art Bitch (one of the worst!): "I ain't no artist / I am an artbitch / I sell my paintings to the men I eat [...] Lick lick lick my art tit, suck suck suck my art hole" (PERVERSION!)

Let's Make Love and Listen Death From Above: "I'm back with a smack, and I'm ready to attack / Stare at my lips and I see they're wet / I know how you're doing by looking at your pants / And this is how we call it a comeback"

Left Behind: "I'm gonna jump onto the tables
And dance my ass off till I die"

Isn't it obvious? This is a totally perverted gay band!

And even being so evil, I'm a fan of them!

I can't believe it, I am a sinner... a so horrible sinner.

But their songs are so good and they are so cool... Oh I'm sorry, I'm becoming mad... I am afraid.

hahahahaha
hahahahahhaa
jajajajajajajja

Donnie's mail is donniedavies@gmail.com.
Ask him to put CSS on the list.

just hope it works.
cause i loved it all.