SO FUNNY

I had forgotten how FANI this blog was.

I mean

thats it

Point is

Always knew you were the Miss Congeniality of the US :-)

Thinking... isn't killing too dark for celebrating?

Orgasm

 

no need of explanation

Whores, health, and extra virgin olive oil...

People, imagine there is an extra virgin girl. If you excite her too much, then she'll probably turn into a slut... or maybe she'll just have a heart attack while moaning... that's easy to understand, right?

Yeah this one is a good example.

Same happens to the extra virgin olive oils, if you heat them (and it doesn't need to be too much), a part of them will turn into toxic compunds which may cause cancer... now you think: WHY THE HELL olive oil turns into cancer?!

Point is: every oil has its smoke point. And the smoke point of olive oil is between 200°F to 400°F... and you can't heat the oil past this smoke point, or it will start decomposing itself, making some bad bitches called oxygen radicals... they're aggressive and penetrate your body like a whore (an ex-extra-virgin-girl) and leads you into cancer.

So, guys, be careful and do not use extra-virgin olive oil to cook! Only on salads and carpaccio. And when you want to have sex, choose experienced but Jesus girls.

♥ LOVE

xxxx

from my dirty glasses

ANA MARIA BRAGA vs YOKO ONO

whos the best huh

mais voce xoxo

HAHAHA

ANTAAAARTICA



I LOVE THIS!!

my crushes

Being original is too fake. That's why I started a new column, and it's inspired on CSS' blog column TV CRUSHES. You know, everyone has that impossible affair shown on TV, then you walk to the screen and touch it, and kiss it, and imagine how it would be if you were there.

So, my TV CRUSH of the day is:

the sweet Mazi Oka I knew from Heroes.

So cute.

XO

Similarity 1

When Dercy tries to be like ET.

#FAIL

CSS + ELIANA!

For the ones who dont know, Eliana was a composer from 90s that used to make songs for kids and to cast TV programs for children. Who in Brazil does not remember the old songs, like the one that talked about the animals, or that about the fingers or even that about the ants? Eliana was everywhere. Now, even out from the kids scene, she is still very famous casting some foolish sunday TV programs... Some kind of young Hebe.

So, CSS, which is one of the best pieces of shit spread around... And they are really lovely ones, invited Eliana to sing in one of their tracks to the next album. C'mom! Eliana and CSS, JUST AMAZING.

Alala and Little Fingers... It is so magic and full of aqué. Acuenda... cause it is going to be the BIG BOOM, better than the BIG BANG, better than the BIG DICK and even better than the BIG PRATO FEITO.

PRATO FEITO means cheap food in Brazil. If you ever come and do not want to turn your aqué ($$) into shit, turn it into a P.F. Then, be proud of yourself.

"Thumbs, thumbs... Where are they? Here they are. They greet themselves, they greet themselves, then they go, then they go." (Eliana's song "Os Dedinhos")

boo boo Go, PRIANHA, Go!

GO, PRIANHA! You diserve it.


We love you, darling. Show them the power of your big boobs brazil. HÁ!