IN CASE NO ONE'S NOTICED YET

I SANG WITH MY IDOL BETH DITTO UPSTAGE!

YEAH

THAT WAS BACK IN 2012

AND I CANT FORGET A SECOND

Getting to save Christina Aguilera...

Well, there are rumors Christina is bored because, as she says, Lady Gaga has destroyed her career as a musician. Why so much hate, girl? First, is this even true? Second, had Christina really said those things? 

Christina, evil or not? Misinterpreted?

We all know she ain't facing her glory days... But it is never time to give up. With a nice face, a strong voice and all that ~~XTINA~~ halo, you can do better. Let's explore/create some solutions for you, Christina.

---- FIRST 1ST------- GIVING BIRTH CHRISTINA

Idea now is that Christina could release an album called Aguileriac, which would be based on births and abortions from the point of view of a pregnant of triplets woman. Last song could speak about fake pregnancies. On the back cover of the album, she could do an artistic picture of herself giving birth. If she wants to save her career, she's got to do new stuff; scary performances. C'mon Christina, give youself birth!

---- SEC'ND 2ND------- EVERYBODY HATES CHRISTINA.

New serie on Warner. "Everybody Hates Christina", about a blondie who was rejected in the pop world and forgotten. But she found some good friends and they're gonna screw all of those bitches up! Scenary: a school  in a bitchy district. How Christina is hated and Lady Gaga stuff.

---- THIRD 3RD------- NEW PARTNERSHIP: CHRISTINA FEAT. GRETCHEN

Gretchen has been visiting US very often. She was a fantastic Brazilian singer with a pinch of French vibe, as shown on her most famous single Melô do Piri-Piri. And their voices obviously have much work to be done together, both are artistically fantastic! I think they could give a chance to each other.

So, Christina, make it for yourself.

Creativity is never too much.

xxxxxxxxoxoxoxox

Dirty Glasses.

YES!

You're right!

Photo

Mmmmmm waiting 4u

Orgasm

 

no need of explanation

APO ISLAND here!

EXACTLY what you're THINKING

Apo Island visited my blog!! WOW I'll DOMINATE whole world!

If you Apo Islandish is reading this... let me interview YOU! So I'll blow kisses!!!
KISSES KISSES

MUAH!

Cool or Cú... with Lady GaGa

Cause this is COOL

and this is CÚ!!

 MUAHAHAHAHAH

WHAT A BAD ROMANCE OOOOOOOO

CSS + ELIANA!

For the ones who dont know, Eliana was a composer from 90s that used to make songs for kids and to cast TV programs for children. Who in Brazil does not remember the old songs, like the one that talked about the animals, or that about the fingers or even that about the ants? Eliana was everywhere. Now, even out from the kids scene, she is still very famous casting some foolish sunday TV programs... Some kind of young Hebe.

So, CSS, which is one of the best pieces of shit spread around... And they are really lovely ones, invited Eliana to sing in one of their tracks to the next album. C'mom! Eliana and CSS, JUST AMAZING.

Alala and Little Fingers... It is so magic and full of aqué. Acuenda... cause it is going to be the BIG BOOM, better than the BIG BANG, better than the BIG DICK and even better than the BIG PRATO FEITO.

PRATO FEITO means cheap food in Brazil. If you ever come and do not want to turn your aqué ($$) into shit, turn it into a P.F. Then, be proud of yourself.

"Thumbs, thumbs... Where are they? Here they are. They greet themselves, they greet themselves, then they go, then they go." (Eliana's song "Os Dedinhos")

Cmom... some text

The sense of humor of this blog is DA SHIT. I know guys, but thats the way its to be... the big big dirty bullshit. I mean... if you dont understand some of this bullshit, feel free to tell me. Most of those blondies and bitchies are Brazilian... so they think they're famous but they will never be like the biggest bitches. I mean, PARIS HILTON, the queen of them all... We love Suzana Vieira... or Xuxa... or even Ana Maria Braga... but they will never be as well known as Paris or Lindsay.

But they must be recognized, folks! Carla Perez, Vera Fisher, Carolina Dieckmann... How could I live without dem?

Thats all, babies.

Peace.

TUDO PUTA

BITCH! BITCH!


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

boo boo Go, PRIANHA, Go!

GO, PRIANHA! You diserve it.


We love you, darling. Show them the power of your big boobs brazil. HÁ!

They are back!

Yeaaaah!

Woo hoo!

You know, remember those weird twin sisters? They made a HUGE success in Brasil with awful songs... It was in 1998, 1999 and 2000 I suppose... but they are unique.

Whom else could I be talking about? OF COURSE, we're talking about PEPÊ E NENEM!


And now they are like:


woo hoo the best of Brazilian hype! And they are back, much more lesbian than ever before! SO CUTE! PEPE E NENEM SUXXXXX oh gosh S-T-O-P it'ss not so good like this.

Cool or Cú... with Pete Doherty

Cool


Cú


Buuuh... this is how to go from cool to cú.