STOP SPAMMING IT HERE!

I see that I'm being spammed by bots.

Been received lots of emails of fake comments with suspicious links.

I LOOK HAPPY BUT I AM NOT

See you soon

Dirty.

Getting to save Christina Aguilera...

Well, there are rumors Christina is bored because, as she says, Lady Gaga has destroyed her career as a musician. Why so much hate, girl? First, is this even true? Second, had Christina really said those things? 

Christina, evil or not? Misinterpreted?

We all know she ain't facing her glory days... But it is never time to give up. With a nice face, a strong voice and all that ~~XTINA~~ halo, you can do better. Let's explore/create some solutions for you, Christina.

---- FIRST 1ST------- GIVING BIRTH CHRISTINA

Idea now is that Christina could release an album called Aguileriac, which would be based on births and abortions from the point of view of a pregnant of triplets woman. Last song could speak about fake pregnancies. On the back cover of the album, she could do an artistic picture of herself giving birth. If she wants to save her career, she's got to do new stuff; scary performances. C'mon Christina, give youself birth!

---- SEC'ND 2ND------- EVERYBODY HATES CHRISTINA.

New serie on Warner. "Everybody Hates Christina", about a blondie who was rejected in the pop world and forgotten. But she found some good friends and they're gonna screw all of those bitches up! Scenary: a school  in a bitchy district. How Christina is hated and Lady Gaga stuff.

---- THIRD 3RD------- NEW PARTNERSHIP: CHRISTINA FEAT. GRETCHEN

Gretchen has been visiting US very often. She was a fantastic Brazilian singer with a pinch of French vibe, as shown on her most famous single Melô do Piri-Piri. And their voices obviously have much work to be done together, both are artistically fantastic! I think they could give a chance to each other.

So, Christina, make it for yourself.

Creativity is never too much.

xxxxxxxxoxoxoxox

Dirty Glasses.

Morphin

I'm feeling just too mighty morphin this morning.

I take 1 hour and a half to reach college and they want me to be on time, but i spend 30 min after getting up dancing and jumping naked what's wrong with college? I don't get it.

I miss you guys, a lot. Feels much better now that I'm writing this. I guess it's just too embarassing to say that I'm taking chemical engineering as undergrad. I'm not sure if that is what I like, or will like. Sometimes I feel like the only thing that gives me pleasure is singing and playing.

I wanna be like Lady Gaga and stuff or maybe like Björk. I wanna be loved and cloudy minded.

But the only thing I've been producing is...



At least, I had fun.

That's all folks,
You're always helping me to be the dirtiest.

With love and xxxx,
Dirty Glasses.

Smells like Hollywood

Actually, this is our Hollywood.

MAS QUE HARDCOORE

A COISA TA AGRESSIVA

GOTH MILEY CYRUS BURN IN HELL

ACOUSTIQUE

kisses kisses

Orgasm

 

no need of explanation

Whores, health, and extra virgin olive oil...

People, imagine there is an extra virgin girl. If you excite her too much, then she'll probably turn into a slut... or maybe she'll just have a heart attack while moaning... that's easy to understand, right?

Yeah this one is a good example.

Same happens to the extra virgin olive oils, if you heat them (and it doesn't need to be too much), a part of them will turn into toxic compunds which may cause cancer... now you think: WHY THE HELL olive oil turns into cancer?!

Point is: every oil has its smoke point. And the smoke point of olive oil is between 200°F to 400°F... and you can't heat the oil past this smoke point, or it will start decomposing itself, making some bad bitches called oxygen radicals... they're aggressive and penetrate your body like a whore (an ex-extra-virgin-girl) and leads you into cancer.

So, guys, be careful and do not use extra-virgin olive oil to cook! Only on salads and carpaccio. And when you want to have sex, choose experienced but Jesus girls.

♥ LOVE

xxxx

from my dirty glasses

HAAAA KILL EVERYONE AROOOOUND.

I still remember when an evil doll came from Teletubbies land to me!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT'S CARRIE'S SPIRIT COMING UP

HIDE IN YOUR HOUSES

**** hard times are coming

His Smile!

Isn't it cute?!?!?!?

Hummm

MICHELE OBAMA
MELADINHA

Garlic smasher

So soft.

HAHAHA

ANTAAAARTICA



I LOVE THIS!!

APO ISLAND here!

EXACTLY what you're THINKING

Apo Island visited my blog!! WOW I'll DOMINATE whole world!

If you Apo Islandish is reading this... let me interview YOU! So I'll blow kisses!!!
KISSES KISSES

MUAH!

Most beautiful person of the world!

ANY DOUBT? HA

TO MUNITOOO?

UHUM

I took this from my folder 'CRAP' GOT IT? CRAP CRAP CRAP

SWEET WET KISSES =** BYEBYE

Similarity 1

When Dercy tries to be like ET.

#FAIL

WE LOVE YOU!

Nós te amamos!
UMA LINDA RAPOSA FELPUDA!

TUDO PUTA

BITCH! BITCH!


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Thoughts of the Day

ABILDEBOB!

dirty things (new poem)

eeee i have new socks.
they suck they suck
but they are always on my feet
and i walk on them
cause they suck suck
they suck dirty things
cause they are dirty socks
as i walk on them
on the floor, on the ground, on the train
i love to suck with them.

NYPC

It's alright, as long as it's black or white...


Except when it's greeeey...


That's not my favourite colour!