Monday, December 14, 2009

my crushes

Being original is too fake. That's why I started a new column, and it's inspired on CSS' blog column TV CRUSHES. You know, everyone has that impossible affair shown on TV, then you walk to the screen and touch it, and kiss it, and imagine how it would be if you were there.

So, my TV CRUSH of the day is:



the sweet Mazi Oka I knew from Heroes.

So cute.

XO

Chemistry

Today I had a very evil Qualitative I lab exam, we had to analyze a sample that could countain all sorts of anions!

And I found...

PHOSPHATE

CARBONATE

NITRATE

CHLORIDE

I analyzed and found them all CORRECT.



I kick ass, don't I?

HUAHUAHUHAHUAHA
i'm feeling superior.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Similarity 1



When Dercy tries to be like ET.

#FAIL

Sunday, October 11, 2009

CSS + ELIANA!

For the ones who dont know, Eliana was a composer from 90s that used to make songs for kids and to cast TV programs for children. Who in Brazil does not remember the old songs, like the one that talked about the animals, or that about the fingers or even that about the ants? Eliana was everywhere. Now, even out from the kids scene, she is still very famous casting some foolish sunday TV programs... Some kind of young Hebe.



So, CSS, which is one of the best pieces of shit spread around... And they are really lovely ones, invited Eliana to sing in one of their tracks to the next album. C'mom! Eliana and CSS, JUST AMAZING.

Alala and Little Fingers... It is so magic and full of aqué. Acuenda... cause it is going to be the BIG BOOM, better than the BIG BANG, better than the BIG DICK and even better than the BIG PRATO FEITO.

PRATO FEITO means cheap food in Brazil. If you ever come and do not want to turn your aqué ($$) into shit, turn it into a P.F. Then, be proud of yourself.

"Thumbs, thumbs... Where are they? Here they are. They greet themselves, they greet themselves, then they go, then they go." (Eliana's song "Os Dedinhos")

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Cmom... some text

The sense of humor of this blog is DA SHIT. I know guys, but thats the way its to be... the big big dirty bullshit. I mean... if you dont understand some of this bullshit, feel free to tell me. Most of those blondies and bitchies are Brazilian... so they think they're famous but they will never be like the biggest bitches. I mean, PARIS HILTON, the queen of them all... We love Suzana Vieira... or Xuxa... or even Ana Maria Braga... but they will never be as well known as Paris or Lindsay.


But they must be recognized, folks! Carla Perez, Vera Fisher, Carolina Dieckmann... How could I live without dem?

Thats all, babies.

Peace.

WE LOVE YOU!


Nós te amamos!
UMA LINDA RAPOSA FELPUDA!

Monday, July 27, 2009

TUDO PUTA


BITCH! BITCH!


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH